Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
|—||me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)|
A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.
Bad bitches vintage edition
I reblogged this picture yesterday but I love it. Stone cold.
she just looks like “get up off the floor you embarrassing twat”